Granny

1999 "She'll love you to pieces!"
Granny
2.9| 0h58m| en| More Info
Released: 01 January 1999 Released
Producted By: Brain Damage Films
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Eight college students are stalked and killed by a maniac dressed in a hag mask.

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trashgang O sure, they knew what they wanted to deliver. A nice slasher. But without a good script you doesn't have a flick. This is a perfect example. This clocks in at 55 minutes and the first 10 minutes it's all about talking. The friends are sitting together in a room and are comparing each other over their sex lives. Once the story involves into granny things go wrong. But it's already too late. The first ten minutes destroyed this flick. You couldn't care about any person. When the killings start the first one was rather okay for a no budget. But from then on it becomes ridiculous. The stabbing of a girl has no red stuff flying around and the knife used is bloodless. What a mistake. Just before the girl is stabbed it again takes ages before she's ready making herself beautiful. By having all killings off-camera and only seeing the result it degrades to a turkey. But clocking in under a hour makes it watchable. The plot was a good thought although seen it before in April Fool's Day (1986). This is all so bad that it even becomes good, Gore 0,5/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 1/5 Story 2,5/5 Comedy 0/5
spawned-13-860433 made on an extremely low budget and with some of the worst dialogue i have ever heard in a film which is made even worse by the fact that none of the cast can act and are constantly stepping on each others lines there are far too many tedious scenes that go nowhere and for a slasher film with not much else going for it there is relatively little gore also there is some strange use of sound effects. The editing is sub par but not terrible as there is only one scene that desperately needs re-edited (also one of the dumbest parts of the film) the ending tries to deliver a twist but its nothing to write home about and rather contrived. Usually the dialogue is pretty hilarious and the casts overacting enhances the humour to a point were its pretty watchable would recommend to hardcore bad film enthusiasts
alicespiral An object lesson in how to make a bad movie which masquerades as Horror. Without going in too close I would imagine this is the results of a bunch of film school students all adding bits to the story and then actually ACTING in it! Its like a film workshop of some kind and its a film badly in need of an editor-in which case it would have lasted 10 minutes! The director of this garbage probably had more money than sense. Consider the number of submitted scripts or even unreleased films which would have benefited from this. The so called Granny who was killing people in some pretty stupid ways looked like Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future-or maybe the musicians Johnny Winter/Edgar Winter. It starts off with 20 minutes of crass boring nonsense spouted out by the students-something about paranoia. Giving this rubbish 1 is because it can't get any less. It has not one single redeeming feature-and when one of the girls thinks the body on the floor covered in blood is the guy fooling about she has to actually TASTE the red stuff before she knows its not tomato ketchup! Its an insult to the intelligence of an idiot
mungthemerciless Granny is definitely one of the worst horror movies ever made in the history of cinema.The script was diabolical, so bad in fact that I was almost crying with laughter at some of the things they came out with. The acting was almost as bad, they would have been better off casting traffic cones to play the roles (they would have done a better job). The murders were laughable, the suspense was non existent, the camera work was ineffective and the "major" plot twist at the end was disgustingly inappropriate, it just gets worse and worse."The Granny" is possibly one of the most unthreatening "villains" caught on film, she looks like she is wearing a cheap mask from the supermarket (the nylon hair caused endless amounts of laughter) and a frilly nightgown. Would you be scared by that??? I certainly wasn't.If you like watching bad movies (see Manos, Troll 2, Michael Bay films  ) then this is a must see. Those who don't like bad movies and don't enjoy laughing at shockingly bad dialogue, avoid like the plague.