frankie-31922 Some of my friends sometimes say, "have you ever seen such a film, it is really bad?" I tell them to go away and watch this film, then come back and tell me just how bad their film was again. So far 100% have come back to tell me that compared to this "film", their film was actually brilliant!

laedawson This film is hilarious. Everything about it is dreadful. From the young gangster's wife who, despite being filthy rich and living in Dover, seems to be unable to make it to her dreamland of France (oooo, I wonder what the people are like over there? What, about an hour away from your house?) to the post production dubbing and disturbingly wooden acting. There isn't a plot. There isn't a soundtrack as they seem to only have the rights to one song. The comedy value sort of makes it worth watching but actually it isn't worth watching, I don't want to take the blame for subjecting you to it. It's also mildly racist, but the waterboarding scene is much funnier than anything I've seen for a long while. The one thing that could make it worse would be the presence of Danny Dyer. But not much.

McChum Absolutely loved this thrilling little tale of deceit, murder and ultra violence!!! Full English Breakfast is a must see for lovers of all things crime and British, and it's a testament to the enduring quality of the UK industry.The story is one of my favourites of recent memory, a tale about an enlisted geezer hard on his luck who stumbles into the cutthroat world of Dave Bishop's drug dealing empire. The big man has had some trouble with with his own henchmen - looks like someone's done the old two thirty on him and denied Dave some of his bees an honey. So Dave starts tearing the place apart trying to get to the bottom of this... in the meantime the new boy starts chatting up his missus, and that's when you know the three penny bits are going to start hitting the fan.This was a great watch, sterling tribute to Dave Courtney, and a chance to see him at his finest as an unforgettable villain. A must see - just make sure the sprogs are in bed!

jmirendez I am not usually a hater of "non-Hollywood" or "B" movies but this was TERRIBLE. I was so convinced that the movie would get better that I watched it all the way through and in hindsight I don't know how or why I didn't turn it off. Just an all around waste of film and money which leaves the viewer wanting to take the time back they spent watching it. Bad acting, terrible and plain stupid all together story-line, and an insult to "Scarface", "Pulp Fiction", and the gangster- movie genre in general. I did however reward one {mandatory} point for cinematography because, even though it was very hard to enjoy, there were some decent shots in the movie that could have been much more realized in a different movie all-together! I am sorry to anyone {like me} who has already wasted time on this movie because it sounded cool and to those of you who are considering watching; My advice to you: DON"T!