Scars_Remain
The Asylum has released yet another winner, and by winner I mean a piece of crap that should have never seen the light of day unless it were featured on an episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3,000. This movie was so painful that I had to watch it in four separate sittings and still suffered all the way through it. Don't see it.The poorly placed music in this film alone was enough to completely ruin it but horrible acting, a terrible storyline and no scares all had pivotal roles as well. The only things about this movie that make me not give it a 1 are the okay effects and the bad guy looks decent, but they did show him way too much. I really wish The Asylum would stop making movies.If you like well done, well written horror film, resist with every inch of your being. You'll be thankful that you did.
Tom Willett (yonhope)
The music was done with a jackhammer and a chainsaw. I think the chorus was on strike so they used leaf blowers. Turn the sound way down and muddle through. If you miss any dialog you will not be missing anything. Terrible background music.The movie has a decent plot. The actors are attractive and they are able to act well enough. The direction and editing are poopy. There are too many shots that try to be artsy like the hilltop sunset scene from Gone With The Wind. There are a few good scenes from time to time.There are some good plot turns. Not many. You can count them on the fingers that get chewed off along the way. this is not a good Western and not a good Zombie Movie. It also fails as a Musical, big time.This one does not have a "Kill da wabbitt" moment. It bounces here and there in a way that suggests the script blew away in the wind and someone forgot to number the pages so they picked up each page and filmed it and stuck it together.It is not horrible. It is watchable. The actors are good and should have been given a better film to work with. This could have been a grade A film in the right hands with a different director and editor and some OK mood music here and there.
KHayes666
OK....so we got a ghost-town (literally) with a conferate soldier and a gaggle of zombies guarding the corpse of his sister. Do I even need to tell you the rest? I will say its an original way to promote zombies to have them fully aware of their surroundings as upposed to mindless oafs staggering around, but that's as good as it got. The whole plot was awful and what kind of ending was THAT?? The highlight of the movie was when Earl runs into the room and sees N*GGER written on skulls and says in a high pitched voice "OOH Sh*t, that ain't right!" Speaking of which, it was in the legend that Bloody Bill hated blacks yet he didn't kill the black characters any differently from the whites, so they blew that plot twist completely.The rest of the movie was awful, don't even bother, no redemption value at all.2 out of 10 (only because of the opening chase scene prevented it being a 1)
what-is-it-with-me-and-c
there are few zombie films that are very well ... good.i mean i love zombies...in fact (as my friends say) i am obsessed with them. yes its sad to say i agree ... any way i read the synopsis of death valley and thought what the hell it sounded fine. so you know i stayed up to watch it and i have to say i was right to.i thought the acting was pretty cool. the opening scene is a great way to introduce the film, its not confusing (until you've watched the whole scene that is) and the film has the same sort of premise from there on.as i have mentioned the ending is great... it isn't very believable ... at all. why would bloody bill believe that gwen was his sister and the fact that they look XACTLY like each other isn't very plausible either, and it would have been nice to find out what happened to gwen after she left death valley.i hope their isn't a sequel as zombie sequels are never good apart from resident evil of course.all in all, apart from the disappointing ending, death valley is a great film and definitely worth a watch if your like me and love zombie flick