dudebec
Synopsis: oh man lets get every rapper and do a blair witch spin-off. ITS GENIUS! oh wait, no. No it is just horrible. There are about 20 different plot lines, all of which illogical and are all over the place, interweaving. You will feel dumber after having watched this. Eminem can be funny at times, I GUESS. Enough at least for me to give the movie a 1/10 with confidence.seriously, this is the worst movie you will ever see, I'm pretty confident in saying that. I have a collection of over 100 dvds, that range from imports, cult classics, Hollywood blockbusters, and the 5 dollar bin at walmart and this is by far the worst one i have. Compared to it, Starship Troopers 2 looks like it should have been nominated for an Academy Award. Don't avoid it. If you see it, buy it and then burn it. Its like the Ring, don't let it spread.SPOILER!!!! wait why did vanilla ice try to stick his fingers up eminem's butt? Anyone piece that together?
Ogrrr
I'm sorry, but this was truly bad. Any movie has some merits, either it's a bit artsy, with nice angles and colors and characters, or it's so bad it's funny (read Schwarzeneggers movies), or it's a touching story, or it's at least something. This movie was really nothing. It's pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen. No, wait! I lied. It IS the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad movies.Stay away from this, unless your prepared for something spectacularly bad, so bad it ain't even funny anymore.I have to admit, the names got me kinda excited before I saw it, and the idea seemed fun. But don't let that fool you!
CokeCola
I've seen Manos: The Hands of Fate, and this movie has managed to defeat it in terms of sheer level of torture. The movie has no interesting dialog, no tolerable acting, and no plot to speak of.On the upside, it does have a great many R&B artists. On the downside, seeing this movie will likely void any respect you had for them as they mindlessly ramble off about an urban Blair Witch parody. Eminem is entertaining (though redundant), so fans might want fast forward to his segments, should they find the movie lying in a gutter somewhere (a likely situation).If there were a brick near my entertainment center, I would have attempted to beat myself into a coma to escape the grueling pain. I would award this movie 0 stars if it were an option, but instead this gets a very reluctant 1. Watch only if want a small personal hell in your living room.
MrBananas41
This movie is so sweet, I cant even tell you son! A well developed plot, the hottest hip hop stars, and crazy scurry. Dont watch this movie at night less you be with a gang of peeps. The twist wit the bike ridin fool is nuts. how this flick only be gettin a 1.5? I gave the piece a 10 for real. This is a for real mixture of moonwalker, blair witch project, halloween, and boyz in the hood. da witch be tryin to do the illyest to eminem. That white man be buggin too. This be the best flick since glitter and I have been rappin at all of my homies to watch this!!!!!!! The ending is the biggest surprise ever yo. Fell me, I'm out. And I hopin there be being a sekuel to dis mastapiece. ICE ICE BABY IZ YO DESTINY!!!!