Horst in Translation ([email protected]) This is a German 25-minute movie from 8 years ago and it is uninspired rubbish from start to finish. This film has it all, or I should probably say nothing. The title could hardly be more pretentious "Chairs in the Snow" and has little to no reference to the actual happenings. Writer and director Florian Anders used a stupid pseudonym. The script is a perfect example of what a plot looks like if a filmmaker aspires for something great, but just doesn't have 10% of the talent he needs to turn his screenplay into a realistic movie. The two actors are pretty bad as well. Alexander Sternberg, these days, only appears in small roles in weak television shows. Preuß is still fairly known, but is not a gifted actress either. Her nudity was apparently intended to make this a more intimate experience, but this isn't working either. It's funny how this one here is supposed to be a credible parallel between love and hate in the face of sadism and masochism. Unfortunately, the only one who really suffers here is the one who has to watch this piece of garbage. Highly not recommended. Complete waste of time.