Uriah43
In his pursuit of living dangerously, a wealthy casino owner by the name of "Braddick" (Adam Kendrick) has managed to acquire an 80-foot python and plans to bring it into the United States so that he and a few other self-absorbed hunters can track it down and kill it. Unfortunately, an unexpected event occurs along the way which results in the python escaping its cage and getting loose close to a water treatment facility in Pennsylvania. Being somewhat hungry, it immediately feeds on a few of the workers there, which in turn gets the attention of the FBI. Not wanting to damage the precarious water supply of that particular region of the country, the FBI agent-in-charge, "Agent Sharpe" (Kirk B.R. Woller) contacts a local herpetologist by the name of "Dr. Emmett" (David Hewlett) along with a marine biologist named "Monica Bonds" (Jaime Bergman). It is then disclosed that Dr. Emmett has a 70-foot boa constrictor which he has scientifically bred in captivity while Ms. Bonds possesses a state-of-the-art surveillance apparatus that she has used on dolphins. The plan they come up with is to put the surveillance equipment on the boa constrictor and somehow lure it towards the python and hopefully kill it. What they don't count on is the presence of the big-game hunters. On that note, neither do the big-game hunters count on a 70-foot boa constrictor in addition to their intended target. In any case, rather than reveal any more I will just say that, even though I had hoped it would be worth viewing, I honestly didn't expect too much from this particular movie. For starters, neither "Python" nor "Python II" were really that good. Not bad necessarily--but not that good either. Likewise, the film featuring the first gigantic boa constrictor ("New Alcatraz") was even worse. That said, combining the two elements of these films didn't seem to be all that appealing. In retrospect, while I wouldn't say that this movie was a complete disaster, it still wasn't quite as good as it could have been either. The action scenes lacked zest and the general story seemed to plod along at a very slow pace as well. In short, if a person enjoyed any of the previous films in this hybrid series then it might be worth a watch. For what it's worth, I didn't see anything special or out-of-the-ordinary with this movie and I rate it as slightly below average.
maverix35
probably the worst movie i have ever seen in my entire life. it was so bad that i couldn't stop watching, because i couldn't believe it could get worse (it did!). if ever there's an Oscar for the worst movie ever made, this is a definite nominee. a must see!the story sucks, the acting sucks, the directing sucks, the camera-work sucks, the effects suck, the snakes suck, the action sucks, everything sucks.it's absolutely unbelievable that someone, somewhere could actually regard this as some kind of art. it has about as much artistic merit as a dog turd drying in the sun.
BakuryuuTyranno
Okay, obviously in a film about two giant snakes fighting the writers shouldn't take themselves seriously. However, UFO Films previously produced Python, which didn't take itself seriously yet the characters had interesting personalities and it seemed like the writers put much more effort into that one.Boa vs Python seems more along the lines of producing another giant snake movie simply because they already had animation of snakes. Or something.Sure enough the film has much zaniness like the reaction of an F.B.I. agent to a police officer falling on a corpse and a bizarre sex scene. However, the characters are forgettable.The movie feels pretty slow too. When the snakes aren't killing people there's nothing interesting going on. Honestly, UFO Films can make much better movies than this.
wololo1500
I have seen a lot of bad movies, but this is ... pathetic.I don't understand how a person can make a movie like this! It's unbelievable!Bad acting, an ex play boy girl who tries to be the "good girl", but it doesn't work, the special effects are like a "gameboy", no gore, no comedy, no drama, no action... no movie!2.8 is too much for this "movie" This film tries to mix comedy, drama, action, horror... but nothing works!When I saw "Boa vs python" I appreciated a lot of bad movies that i've seen before.