Blood Ranch

2006 "Rope 'em in... Tie 'em up... Ride 'em hard"
Blood Ranch
4.8| 1h23m| en| More Info
Released: 06 June 2006 Released
Producted By: No Haircuts Productions
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Four college students and an Iraq War vet, lost on a desert highway, encounter a terrified young woman with a black van on her trail. They survive the ensuing chase but their car doesn't, forcing them to seek help at a nearby ranch. Only when it's too late does the group learn that it's crossed the threshold into Hell! Welcome to the Web, home to a bizarre cult of murderers, perverts and mental defectives, whose sacraments include mutilation, dismemberment, unspeakable sex acts, and slow, agonizing death for all who enter. None of their "guests" have ever made it out alive. Tonight may be different...but don't count on it.

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Kellie Stewart Please, shoot me before I get roped in to watching another movie as bad as this. I thought that with all of the 10 ratings that it would get good at some point. I was wrong. "Spider" with his Dollar store clearance wig throughout, a transgender little person, a human dart board. I know you're wondering how a movie can miss with these elements. The plot was nonexistent, the southern accents were annoying and the premise that there are a bunch of degenerate guys just waiting for someone to stumble onto their little patch of land just don't make for a movie worth watching. I have to give them credit for not showing a bunch of gratuitous naked females. I just don't know why perfectly good actors would think that this was a movie worth making unless they were just trying to see how many people could be punked into watching it. It was a complete waste of time.
kimdeas-2 Don't waste your time on this filth. I read the reviews and thought cool I'll watch it, give me back 20 minutes of my life as that all it took before I turned it off feeling nauseated. The actors had to have earnt $5 each for this utter crapocity. Looked like it was made in the 70's. Has to be the worst movie Michael Madsen has ever starred in & that's saying something Madsen fans. I'm sure the reviewers were part of the atrocious desperate cast. The gore was just laughable, the acting - my gosh - don't even go there, the background, stupid costumes, stupid inbreed freaks that were in this movie were not scary, not funny, just NOT!
JaemisiaTes I don't watch many these type of movies. I only watch the new videos my brother buys or lesses for the eve. so I watch it this horror film and it was not a scary movie at all. we laugh so much. it is one of most funny movies I ever seen.when I read some of the serious messages about the Blood Ranch I am amazed that the mad critics are really so serious. i think this type of people must have to much time in their life to be so concern with such a silly movie.come on guys get a life and start to do some thing important with your time. funny horror movies shouldn't make you feel so bad. lol you should be more concern with some thing else like the bad people in the world. not the simple movies make in Hollywood.You make me laugh with you sad and mad messages.
Edvin Lundkvist (edvin_87) This movie is one of the worse movies i have ever seen, I thought all of the movie was a joke, me and my neighbor watched this movie and we first read about it here at IMDb and our expectations where high after reading about what the movie was about, we thought it would be like "WRONG TURN", "THE HILLS HAVE EYES" and "WOLF CREEK" but this movie was nothing like all of those movies. The movie contains the worse acting i have ever seen, and it is even filmed in a very weird and cheap way, just like in a low budget movie. Okey here we go the movie starts of with that some peoples car brokes down and they need to go on by foot and comes to a place called "BLOOD RANCH" where the most sick and retarded people lives and basically kills people. You may think that the movie should be good like somewhere in the movie but seriously i never found it. And the end just wait for the very end and try not to laugh! This is my first comment I'm sad it would be such a hard one against the movie, but it was hard to stay neutral and write all of the good stuff to, because they never was any.