Paul Magne Haakonsen
Well, despite of the two billed cast members then "Blond and Blonder" does actually prove to be entertaining. So judging the book (or movie) by its cover is a bit premature. This isn't award-winning cinema, not by a long shot. What does make the movie semi-watchable is the blond jokes and funny situations.The movie doesn't have any astounding acting performances, it is Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards after all. However, put together they do have good on-screen chemistry. You know what you will get from a movie such as this, and it delivers exactly that.Silly jokes and blonde punchlines en mass, and you have "Blonde and Blonder". It is worth a watch if you have absolutely nothing else and need to pass an hour and a half.I am rating "Blonde and Blonder" a four out of ten stars for the silly comedy and blonde jokes.
gridoon2018
There isn't really much to analyze about "Blonde And Blonder"; it's a forgettable comedy that offers few laughs, but at least it coasts along painlessly enough. Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards are OK, but the brightest moments come from the delicious duo of Emmanuelle Vaugier and Meghan Ory, playing two skintight-black-leather-clad assassins who love their work and are outraged when the dumb blondes of the title inadvertently threaten to steal their credit for super-efficient killing-for-hire. They are also pretty much the only characters in this movie with some brains, as everyone else - not just the title heroines - is, more or less, an idiot. In fact, a movie about Vaugier and Ory would most likely have been much better than "Blonde And Blonder"; but THIS movie could have been better too, if Pam and Denise did a lot more of what they did at exactly 1 hour and 24 minutes into it (don't want to ruin the surprise). ** out of 4.
trunksbomb
What is this crap? My little cousin picked this out obviously for the overly girlie DVD art and title... I decided to watch it with her so she didn't get bored, and I sure was appalled at the horrible quality.First, the acting was terrible. They seem like amateur actresses reading off of cue cards. The delivery is sub-par and very formulaic. Scene cuts were terrible.. it looks like they took it straight from the story board, if there was one.Secondly, the jokes and stereotypes weren't original or well played at all- again, very formulaic. I can't count the times I was able to predict the next joke. I got a few chuckles out of the blatantly "subtle" sexual innuendos. The Cat, The Beaver Patch, Hung Wong?.. c'mon! Just.. stay away from this movie. It's not cute, it's not funny, it's not even stupid-funny. It's just stupid-stupid. It's like a PG kids' movie with unnecessary sexual innuendo, vulgarity, and violence to bump the MPAA rating. STAY AWAY."Would you like to ride my yacht?""Is that what they're calling it now?""You could ride my ding.""Oh! I think I got blood on my stool!"Badly played, sir.
Kristine
When I was at the movie store the other day, I passed up Blonde and Blonder, but something about it just seemed like it could possibly be a cute movie. Who knows? I mean, I'm sure most people bashed Romy and Michelle before they saw it, Blonde and Blonder might have just been another secret treasure that was passed up. But when I started watching it: Executive Producer Pamela Anderson, wow, I knew I was in for something scary. Not only that, but both of what were considered the pinnacle of hotness: Pam Anderson and Denise Richards, not to offend them, but they were not aging well at all and they're playing roles that I think were more meant for women who are supposed to be in their 20's, not their 40's. The story was just plain bad and obnoxious.Dee and Dawn are your beyond stupid stereotypical blonde's, they really don't have a clue when it comes to what is going on in the world, it's just really sad. But when the girls are somehow mistaken for murder assassins, the cops are on their tale and are actually calling the girls geniuses due to their "ignorance is bliss" attitudes. They are set up to make a "hit" on a guy, and they think they're just going to "show him a good time", but the real assassin is ticked and wants the case and to kill the girls.Denise and Pam just look very awkward on the screen and almost like they read the script the day before. I know that this was supposed to be the stupid comedy, but it was more than stupid, it went onto obnoxious and was just unnecessary. Would I ever recommend this? Not in a million years, the girls are just at this point trying to maintain their status as "sex kittens", it's more a sign of desperation and Blonde and Blonder is a huge blonde BOMBshell.1/10