tomburke-62033
First off, I gave it a go and thought, I hope this isn't another boring Canadian movie. Wrong! It is. Acting is as if no one was even into their character. Like they were in acting class doing a practice scene. Couldn't even finish the movie after about 30 minutes of it i had to leave. The story could have had some interest but didn't. Snoring bore. I walked out and got something to eat and watched a couple kids fight over a cup of popcorn. Each one would grab a hand full and shove it in their mouths and by the time the next one shoved the popcorn in his mouth the other grabbed the bucket and shoved it in his mouth. That went on for about 3 minutes until they ran out. They ran to their mom and she pushed them away and told them to go play. That was worth leaving the movie and seeing.
Mollie Henderson
I'm watching this right now and about half an hour in I'm finding it more entertaining looking out of my window, watching my rabbit eat a slice of bread. After studying media for 4 years, I was irritated with this film right from the first shot. Anyone who knows anything about film making knows that a successful movie comprises of a VERY wide selection of camera angle shots. The first shot spent about one minute+ circling around and around without changing shots (I.e medium-long shot to close up) even once. This movie has great potential, however it wasn't executed at all properly. I feel like I'm watching a high school students media project. Definitely has the characteristics of a low budget movie and I'm not at all impressed.
mattasknott
I suffer from terrible insomnia. But after 15 mins the first night...I was dead asleep...decided to try again the next night...same result..someone previously in the reviews compared it to 'the thing' with Kurt Russell..loved that..so I was determined to give it a shot...besides I was 30 mins in..it had to get better...NOT!!! after 10 mins on the third night I was nodding off ....but my nose kinda itched and I discovered my nose hairs was kinda protruding so I plucked one out. It bought tears to my eyes..but I plucked out another...I kept going until there was none left...I could hardly breathe....don't know what happened with the rest of the movie but plucking out the nose hairs was more entertaining and less painful.I had never reviewed a movie before but just had to let you know how great this one was....for doing anything else
hoytyhoyty
Have to bucket this piece of try-hard garbage. Have to. Because it wasted an hour and 40 minutes of my time, and left me and my S.O. basically bored and depressed that we could have done something more fun with the evening.AFTER THE FILM STARTED OFF SO WELL! At around the half-hour mark, whoever the good writer was just departed, and left a bunch of fumbling, drug-soaked idiots to finish off. Except they never finish, this thing drags itself along like an animated severed limb for the remaining hour.It's so bad. It's so, so bad. And it's just amazingly so, because IT STARTED OFF SO WELL! No direction. No purpose. SHOCKING script errors where important elements get forgotten 2 seconds later. Attempts to imitate great stories like The Thing ('Who Goes There' by JW Campbell) - except it can't even do a decent homage because it's such a confused, slow moving, boring MESS! Worst kind of film. The kind that deserves punishment. Somebody should be made to pay for this. Because it STARTED OFF SO WELL, sucked us in, then turned on us. It soaked us in bile. It vomited over us. It urinated in our faces.Do not, EVER, watch this film. You will kick your TV screen in.YES, it REALLY IS that bad.- -- ---