Leofwine_draca BIGFOOT VS. D.B. COOPER is another non-starter from David DeCoteau, one of his gay erotica flicks masquerading as a proper horror film. The story would have you believe that a number of hunters hole up in a house where they're terrified by a roaming Bigfoot,but the only thing DeCoteau is interested in is showing off as many pectoral muscles as possible in his movie. You get muscle guys hiking through the woods, muscle guys posing in mirrors, muscle guys wandering the household in their tiny briefs. Bigfoot never appears, but there are random one-line voice cameos from Eric Roberts and Linnea Quigley, just so some 'proper' names can be added to the cast list.

shallowsend-1 It's pretty much pointless to try to explain the plot, since there barely is one.A bunch of shirtless dudes with BB guns (They tried to say they were rifles, but they were obviously BB guns) going on jogs and flexing in front of mirrors. Plus, the shower scene and the overall presentation was that of someone who has a fetish for shirtless guys.D.B. Cooper was played by trashed down version of Agent Smith from The Matrix. I will spoil the ending. Cooper and Bigfoot don't fight until the end of the movie. Most of the film is shirtless guys running, flexing, caressing their bodies, and being caressed by Bigfoot.The directing, writing, editing, and acting. Everything about the film was complete crap and lazily put together. It's just an excuse for the director to make a fetish film.If you're into fetish films, then go ahead and watch it. For those into failed abortions like this, you can start jacking off 25 minutes into the film.Oh, I think I died a long time ago and these films are part of my eternal punishment. Ha!

Tom Willett (yonhope) This is slightly better than most soft gay clothed suggestive movies. It has a handsome, well built cast of early twenty something guys who find many reasons to take off their clothes, especially in front of a mirror. There is a bigfoot as the title suggests but there are no real special effects. There is a plot and a voice over that explains what is going on. Guys with big muscles in their briefs in a big mansion is the main draw. There is no nudity but it is probably aimed at the over 18 crowd. Some violence but no real gore. Beautiful wooded scenery. The title is what will bring in the buyers and viewers.

Michael_Elliott Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper (2014) BOMB (out of 4) I'm not going to bother writing any sort of plot synopsis because there isn't a plot. Director David DeCoteau has earned the right to call himself a cult director of countless direct-to-video movies but here recently he's making these low-budget films that are aimed at the gay community. There's certainly nothing wrong with that but I somewhat take offense to the fact that this type of "film" is being sold to the public.I will at least give the director credit for coming up with a catchy title that is going to grab people's attention and make them rent or buy it. What we basically have here is a group of young men walking around without their tops on. They're usually walking around in the woods or standing in a shower. Ever so often we get a really awful and cheap looking gorilla outfit, which is supposed to be Bigfoot. Yeah, there's a minor subplot dealing with D.B. Cooper but it's mostly told via narration.BIGFOOT VS. D.B. COOPER is a pretty horrible movie from start to finish. Even if you love bad movies like myself you still won't be able to find anything worth watching here. The movie is downright slow, boring and I honestly have a hard time calling it a movie. It's basically just topless models walking around while the camera drools on them. Both Eric Roberts and Linnea Quigley appear via vocal work so I feel bad for them.