StevenWicox9
i don't care about the genre, it was made for idiots i bet. this movie sucked so bad. i hated it.i lost braincells while watching it.the movie felt smug. like it knew it was smart or something. guess what? no it wasn't. it was just all the way dumb.don't watch this.at all.i enjoy unintentionally crappy movies, like 'birdemic'. i also enjoy satire, like 'not another teen movie'. this movie was an intentionally crappy movie that thought it was satire and it was really not amusing.i can't believe i am the first reviewer to rate this piece of crap one star.if you like fart jokes, wiping your butt before you poop, and enjoy watching Spike TV 24/7, congrats, this is the movie for you.this movie sucked no it was not smart no it was not satire no it just sucked OK? MISS ME with that BS, please, and thank U!1/10
Nitesh Babu Sharma
Yeah, I think that the kids had outdone their jobs. I would prefer watching #SelenaGomez in some other movies than this one But really I enjoyed her role as Nina very much........ LOVE U SELENA !!!!! Hope to see U in the next movie soon...... I really liked this movie also the bunch of shits in the movie.One can really go with the level of comedy with actors like Selena Gomez.She really has killed her job in this movie.You will be surprised to see the grown ups in the movies. OMG !!! That was also shown in the trailer.But U will not regret yourself if u went watching this movie with someone.Hope U all enjoy the movie and don't forget to buy pop-corns before going in. Love U Selena!!!!!
davidnhewko
That's right I gave it a frickin 9! I read the other reviews and I'm guessing they're all 16, and don't seem to know what they're talking about. I'm an 80s baby, we made this genre. First off, who gives a s**t about Selena Gomez, she was a footnote in this movie and the least entertaining part. Second of all, 95% of the raunchy teen movies are about the same thing, kids acting out, but in this one it's the kids who are the responsible ones and the adults that are truly f**ked. That's where this idea is original. Sure there's some first-person p.o.v. stuff, slightly unnecessary and beside the point but, it was only because Morgan Freeman wasn't available to explain the mayhem of the twisted plot and somebody had to.The cameos were awesome. Seeing Jason Lee and Patrick Warbutton beyond the boundaries of a PG rating was refreshing and reminded me why I loved them and they were just the tip of the filthy iceberg; Cary Elwes made me laugh as soon as he opened his mouth, I've had a crush on Elizabeth Shue since Back to the Future and probably will until she's at least 80 this movie made sure of it, Dylan McDermott brought stuff to the table I didn't know he had, apparently Heather Graham is still hot and don't even get me started on Mary-Louise Parker...awesome.So if you're like me and love dirty, dark, raunchy comedies that have the balls to say it, you'll love this and wish more movies were like it. This movie is definitely not for kids even though it's starring a few so wait till they're in bed and enjoy!
Jesse Boland
Selena Gomez and a great cast of beautiful women, and funny guys bring this John Hughes style movie that is just a bit too MTV2. There is a good little movie in there under all the fluids, and debauchery, though it has been sitting on a shelf somewhere for a couple of years. The cast is really the only reason to watch this movie, the story is completely unbelievable, and the premise is just thrown together to make things fit, however the talent on screen does make up for nearly anything. There are as many stars in this as one of those old high school TV movies from the late 80's, great surprises, and not a prude in the bunch. I did not get into the movie right away, the first 10 minutes are excruciating, but after the flashback, and the real story starts it gets much easier. However the ending is just as bad as the beginning, and is just a bunch of random solutions that do not all make sense, in order to stretch out some of the cheaper jokes. This is not really a movie for the kids, this is all about sex, and very much a mutated copy of Last American Virgin (without the teen pregnancy). So if you are old enough, and only U or your parents know for sure, then this may help you kill a couple of hours, and laugh a little.Jesse of www.Jesse.ca