phoe_er Best film I've seen this year. A triumph, a tor de force. I am lost for words at how to convey the supremely competent narrative and stellar performances by this elite cast. Watch. This. Now. for a comedy it is no joke. solid sci-fi/rom com. a bit like the room but with aliens and set in the woods. there are boobs in the first five minutes just in case you haven't figured out how watch porn online.Having said all that, the film is satisfying but cloying. jock guy is the minister of the healing power of hope. He educates the aliens on the healing power of catching the d. He builds a tent. He asks crystal why she stopped playing snakes. When crystal replies that it's no use in the woods, jock guy looks at her soulfully and replies that "here's where you need it the most." Despite the somewhat unbelievable friendship between a white, upper-class alien and an African- American man in 2011, it's a valuable lesson that may seem inspired to kids who haven't heard this story before.

jonathan_k80 Here is another waste of 80 minutes of your life that you will want back.This has all the elements of a horrible movie: cardboard stereotyped characters portrayed by amateurish actors, a lame plot, locker-room dialogue which sounds as if it were written by Beavis and/or Butthead, and a cheap 1960s-era rubber monster costume. The "Avatar" (named "Ava" - how creative!) is a woman in blue make-up obviously stolen from a movie of the same name. She comes to Earth in pursuit of the "Scythe," a rubber alien which must be destroyed before it can multiply. To aid in her hunt for this creature, she brings with her a "Robotar," a robot that looks like it is on loan from the prop department of "Power Rangers." The cheap background music and 1980s CGI special effects do not enhance this ridiculous attempt at another "stop the aliens from invading the Earth" movie. If you can manage to stay awake through the first hour of this, you may enjoy the final 20 minutes watching the laughable showdown between the alien and the Avatar.Otherwise, avoid this at all costs.

Carsten Berggreen I was invited to watch this movie with a friend of mine. We both love Aliens and Avatar movies, so here might be the perfect combination.Unfortunately it turned out to be more like a hangover or perhaps someone used to produce XXX-rated movies who have made this.I am not sure if its a serious production or just some school project that was made to see how many IMDb users would tilt about it.I hadn't heard of this movie until my friend invited me and after watching 50% of it (zapping through the rest) - I guess we know why it never showed up in any cinemas. No one would pay to watch this movie in a cinema.The special effects looks like something made with AfterEffects in 2002 and the actors (if they are at all) are so bad I for a start thought this was going to be a soft-porn movie.The "alien/avatar" parts are - well, looks like it was made as a school project. If its just a school project, they can be "okay" proud with it, but don't waste your time on this if you like Sci-Fi. There is NOTHING in this movie worth watching - well except a half nude scene, aha! so it WAS a soft-porn movie or?

denieuwehoorspelers Unfortunately, zero or a minus number of stars are not allowed, because even one star is already too much credit for this undefinable load of manure. Plan nine from outer space is Oscar material in comparison to this waste of time. Is it really that bad, you might ask. No, it's even worse. The acting is awful. The script is awful. The costumes are even worse. A teenager with a moderate computer could make better effects. It looks like someone decided to make a film without any budget at all. The result is as can be expected. Just five minutes into the film, i already knew it was bad. Instead of switching it off, i kept watching it, hoping it would improve. A dreadful mistake on my part. It didn't get better, it got worse. Save yourself a lot of wasted time and don't bother watching it. You'll be a lot better off. The only advantage of watching more than an hour of this garbage is that bad films such as Plan nine from outer space or Starcrash seem to have become a lot more watchable than before.