rhemfelt1 From the director of such homoerotic thrillers as Leather Jacket Love Story, Beastly Boyz, and Body Blow comes the thrilling erotic adventures of a young confused transsexual teen and his lovable but ineptly schizophrenic father. There's also a talking cat. Set in an imaginary land far away where the white spruce lined mountains of Wisconsin are only a mere 5 minute walk from the white sandy beaches of Hawaii, A Talking Cat's impressive 3 establishing shots of creeks and bridge will leave you breathless. This wild adventure will take you through the intricate inner workings of unfinished logarithm data, a deeply troubled millionaire paranoid schizophrenic man-child, and delicious homemade cheese puffs.The undisputed high point of the movie is the deeply touching underage homoerotic swimming lesson cut tragically short in a dramatic confrontation by a mother unable to cope with her daughter's unfortunate combination of ambition, competence, and integrity. With a wonderfully crafted cell phone recorded/engineered voice-over cameo by Eric Roberts, this cinematic masterpiece is one the entire family can enjoy.

jmfabiano524-1 When I saw the ?!? in the title, I knew I was in for something truly epic. I mean, if it wasn't they wouldn't use exclamation marks, right? And I was not disappointed. Eric Roberts gives the performance of a lifetime as the titular talking cat, who brings a family together and helps a young man explore his sexuality. And the special effects! Puts George Lucas' best to shame...come on now, you can't say Duffy the cat is NOT better than Jar Jar Binks! Saying you hate this movie is worse than joining al-Qaeda. I hear people who admitted so much are on wanted posters in post offices. And I have never seen a prop I envied more than the half-a-car furniture the lead characters had. Where do I buy such couches? This should have become a nationwide fad the moment this film came out! And the cheese ball subplot...just scintillating stuff! This film has so many dimensions I could write a book about it. In fact, I think I will. I feel I will improve our society as a whole if only they knew about A Talking Cat?!? Anyway, go see this movie NOW. It is a modern classic.

ericludwig97 The emotion I emitted will watching this glorious work of art matched the intensity I felt in other films such as The Titanic, The Blind Side, Precious, and The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. At times, this movie was so intense that I could not control my body causing me to scream out in orgasmic sorrow. I really enjoyed the repeated nature scenes as they gave me some time to absorb and reflect on what I had witnessed. Through the love of Trent and Chris, I realized that it was okay to be gay and immediately ejaculated all over my tight chest. I then spent the next 20 minutes weeping uncontrollably. Semen and tears became one in a cesspool on my belly-button. Homosexuality is something that we all need to accept and experiment with. I think it is safe to say that Eric Robert's role as Duffy was his master work. He was good in The Dark Knight, but this tops any of his previous works. His powerful voice shook my body to the point of excretion. This film has made me realize whether you are gay, a talking cat, black, or human, we are all the same. We need to work with each other if we want to save cats from car accidents. All it takes is a towel and a piece of string.

Victoria Scott Wow, this movie is truly an exceptional work of art - it's heartwarming and heart-breaking in equal measure.How incredible to see the world through a cat's eyes - and not just any cat! Duffy is a cat of unusual depth and wisdom.The special effects are unmatched in excellence, except by the acting. And the soundtrack? If Mozart played the synthesizer, he would write this! Truly, this is the film of the year.Quote: "Is that a cat? I wonder what it wanted!""You know, I've spent a lifetime working in office buildings, drinking coffee. I'm no Humphrey Bogart.""I am too good sometimes." -Cat