TheDraytonSawyer
Wow this was one weird movie. I have never in my life seen anything like this. This is not the Disney Pinocchio we all grew up watching. This movie is so messed up you won't believe it. Pinocchio is a lobotomized cyborg sex slave, and is thrown out onto the street by his owners. Pinocchio meets up with this homeless girl named Himiko. Then Pinocchio's creator sends out his men to get rid of Pinocchio. This is one really strange movie though. It's pretty low budget, but in a good way. I liked all the weird camera angles too. I think the best part was when Pinocchio ran down the streets screaming. That was just weird and freaky! I bet all those people were freaked out when they saw this thing running. Did I mention the ending is also weird as heck. If you're looking for a weird movie to watch, then you'll enjoy Pinocchio 964. There's nothing out there quite like this. 9/10 from me.
RottenMoreno
******SPOILERS AHEAD*******Do you want to know what horror crap is? YOU Don't WANNA KNOW! So, I'll tell you a funny story. It was a rainy afternoon, we were kind of sad because there wasn't any movies that we liked, so we went to Blockbuster, after picking The Descent we were getting ready to go when BOOM! My eyes turn to a movie, in the art section (how the hell did that got there?), the image shows me an ugly Japanese guy with a funny orange hair, and I say "hey, whats that?" so I turn the case and I read the synopsis and it says its a Japanese horror movie, so I say, "hey, should we check this out?" and one of my friends answers "hell yeah!". And thats how we made the worst mistake of our lives.Soon, we started watching the movie, the first minutes were random images, sex images, and we were like "Man, did we rented a porn?". Right after those """"hot"""" scenes the movie shows us this Asian girl seated on the street and the funny hair man running towards her. After 10 *bleep* minutes of watching the guy running (I mean it, 10 minutes), this guy starts like becoming mustard or something, and the girl goes crazy, she starts like dancing and then she stops and starts... puking... everywhere, leaving her... stuff ... all over the place... UGH is so painful writing this... Well apparently Pinocchio was a sex cyborg designed for girls who wanted to have fun, yeah that sounds so bad... and he escaped from the cyborg facility and apparently became a monster or something and... well let me tell you the ending, because I don't think anyone will ever see this.****SUPER SPOILERS****** At the end, the girl starts screaming at Pinocchio "DIE, DIE" and then, they both scream and she rips her face off (yes, her face) and a new head grows from her neck... some gray horrible huge ugly face... and then Pinocchio grabs that face and cuts it off, and then he places that head in himself. THE END. WUARGGHHHHH!!! ******SUPER SPOILERS-END*******Ugh, is the most disgusting, stupid, weird, sexual, insulting, and extremely gross movie I have ever seen. There is nothing good about it, my friends and I were screaming like little girls disgusted when we saw those two freaks playing with their tongues and when the girl started eating her vomit. I mean, if you don't feel disgusted right now...If I could give this a zero, I would, but, I cant, so here it is: "1"
Jay C.
This movie isn't made by Disney. If you enjoy watching films that surprise you... this will do the trick. Not in the sense of "The Usual Suspects," but more like "Saw." When I say that I really, really liked this flic, it's more because I never saw anything like it before. Sure, since it's come out, others may have gone more over the top with shock value. But seeing all of "Pinnochio 964" visual effects, and its character behavior that can't be predicted... blew me away!When I'm asked to describe the movie... I tell someone "it's a mix between 'Clockwork Orange','Natural-Born Killers,' and 'Blue Velvet.' But then I say, "But with less dialogue and more Flashes!"Put it this way... I discovered this film hanging out in a club. The DJ was playing this as a backdrop on the TV monitors. It has the strength to make people grooving on the dance floor, stop and stare! Powerful stuff! Now, on DVD, I'll be able to pause and use Slow-Mo.
dacosta-4
I am by no means a critic but the 97 minutes I endured give me the right to make this simple comment: Total pretentious drivel. This film is, to put it simply, BAD! It is quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen! It has absolutely no redeeming qualities. These are 97 minutes that you will never get back and would have been better spent watching the Teletubbies.Watching this movie was pure torture and a certain test of endurance. This is one underground movie that should have stayed underground and it is by no means a classic.The director (Shozin Fukui): must have been napping. The actors: will remain unknown. The story line: what storyline? Saving grace: It has an end