Paul Magne Haakonsen
I managed to make it through to 43 minutes into this 'found footage' styled movie titled "616: Paranormal Incident". And I should say that I had at that point picked up my phone and started Facebooking instead.Yep, the movie was exactly that boring and uneventful.First of all, this is a 'found footage' movie, a particular genre that I have no love for in any possible way. So that was working against the movie from the very beginning. And it was just fuel to the fire when the movie had one of the worst and least captivating story lines ever seen in the entire horror genre.A group of FBI agents (or so we are to believe they are) venture into some rundown old building, chasing ghosts.Indeed, what a lovely storyline right there. The movie just trotted ahead at a mind-numbingly dull pace, with very little happening. And whatever did happen was anything but interesting.The acting in the movie, was below average for most parts. But hey, isn't that a part of this 'found footage' genre? So far, I can't claim to have been overly impressed with the movies in the genre.I simply gave up on this movie 43 minutes into it, because I was bored out of my mind and it just got progressively more and more difficult to buy into this movie and much less get entertained by it. And I can't really claim to have any interest in knowing how the movie ended.This movie was a massive swing and a miss and a failed attempt at entertainment.
echosidewanderer
This is one of those movies for those of you who enjoy the Found Footage Genre. This is also a movie for people who are not scared off by lower budget films. I absolutely loved this movie. It has an interesting take on the found footage genre b using glasses mounted cameras, which allows for an interesting side of the paranormal. The acting isn't the best, but I have seen much, much worse. I would have to say without a doubt that my favorite aspect of this movie is that the characters cross into the realm of the paranormal entities giving a new spin on haunted building movies. Obviously there are going to be a few flaws that might bother people such as the FBI Parapsychologist with a tramp stamp, but in general, this is not a bad film. I would highly recommend 616"Paranormal Incident to anyone who is a fan of the found footage genre, and enjoys seeing new twists on the typical haunted building movies.
Nixonbrian42
I really have nothing against softcore porn. If that's your thing then go for it, but attempting to pass it off as a low budget horror film makes one wonder what Redbox will have in store for the public in the future. This isn't a movie, it's a softcore porn production. Every actor and actress in this honestly looks like they came directly from Seduction Cinema. There is no story. The image and audio presentation of the live footage is quite possibly the worst I have ever seen or heard. My smart phone videos look like IMAX compared to this film. I guess the director (if that's what his job title is) thinks that the blurrier the picture or audio is the creepier the movie will be. The live footage scenes are captured by glasses that have swap meet quality cameras on them. The shock sequences (the ones that are not blurry) involve sex and running up to the camera to show the viewer their pale colored contact lenses.Since this is just fluffy porn then I'll rate it as such..
the girls are hot. The hottest is the one locked up in the cell with the pretty legs. Second best would be the one watching her outside the cell.Pure trash (which is a compliment if you're in the mood for sleaze).
ihearthorrorfilm
HOT MESS ALERT! This found footage film was obviously low budget, but when they go low budget, do they have to go low budget on the screenplay too?!? I mean, 3 minutes into the film, it literally switches to a porn setup. We go to a hand held camera shot of a fake foreign sounding dude following a hot babe around while she continuously keeps flashing him. If I wanted to watch a porno, Id go watch one, but I came to watch a horror movie. I don't like to mix the two together, and yet, some horror filmmakers think that they go together like zombies & brains. Anyhoo, back to the mess, so then the film goes to investigating an abandon prison by the FBI and the FBI's cameras
yeah, I'm still confused. When the lead FBI Agent bends over and the camera focuses in on her tramp stamp that was it for me. I made it 22:10 into the movie and that's only because I really wanted to give a full review, but I just couldn't make it. This is definitely one you want to pass on.1 outta 10Pease like me on Facebook! We love getting suggestions and warnings on everything horror: http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Heart-Horror/338327476286206