usedtoknow I would like to say there are spoilers in this review, but actually watching the movie spoils it more than anything I could say.I am not sure where to start with this movie, I have watched thousands of movies and this one is probably the worst I have ever had the misfortune of watching.The acting is HORRIBLE, I hope I never seen any of the actors who were in this movie in any other movie again, even the daughter, a child actor, was unforgivably dreadful. The only feelings any of the actors inspired in me was dislike and hate. When any of the characters died, I actually felt good that I would not have to see them again in the movie.The story and script writing in this movie is absolutely pathetic. A few examples: 1) The guy and chick are in the parking lot of hospital looking for a car, then the insane goons catch up to them and they hide. Goons proceed to yell at them to come out and jump around insanely for a solid 5 minutes, before one of them decides to walk 10 feet and find the chick (without even one warning from the guy). The goons then threaten the chick so the guy comes out, but he just chills in his very poor hiding spot for another 5 minutes. Goon leader decides to start killing his own guy, instead of walking 10 feet and finding guy, while guy does NOTHING to help any situation any where. Goon leader walks 5 feet from guy, then decides to start stabbing his last flunky, while guy does NOTHING for enough time for the goon leader to stab flunky a few dozen times. After about 100 stabs, guy finally decides he should do something about the situation, and slits the goon leader's throat. Stupid chick then thanks the guy for his actions in saving her life, when his complete lack of action would have gotten her killed a dozen times over if the script writers weren't on crack.2) The two main characters escape the hospital in a car with intention of going to guy's house to get his daughter, when they arrive the guy says "we are here" and the chick's response is "where?" as if she had no clue at all where they were going or why. Then, when she sees his house she asks "what the f*** happened to your house?" as if she doesn't know that the world is ending in some insane chaos and there is a group of people trying to get into the house.3) Chick watches guy's daughter gets shot in the head, has personally witnessed dozens of people dying in front of her, and barely knows guy. When guy dies in the car, she screams hysterically, crying and thrashing around like a maniac for what seems like ever. Why does she care? After a day of extreme chaos, blood covered walls and hundreds of corpses, she chooses NOW to get upset and start crying? WTF? I was only watching at that point in hopes that she crashed the car and died herself.Nobody should ever watch this movie, it should be deleted from all forms of media and erased from the memory of every poor fool who watched it. The people who made this movie should be banned from ever making another movie again, to the point where they should not even be allowed to have a cellphone that has video recording capability. Every actor in this movie should never attempt to act in a movie again. This may sound extreme, but it isn't.

threequidm8 I enjoyed many parts of this film, the gore was pretty good and some of the violence. But the acting was terrible from most the cast. The story line was passable if the scripting was done better. Some of the cinematography was good. The whole film had a blue tinge to it which was very strange. I feel if the film was made with a grind house feel, it could of worked a lot better. I couldn't stop watching it though as it had some good points. Just felt overall let down. i really don't have much else to say about this film, but i need to write 10 lines and if a film is so bad i can't write 10 lines about it it must be pretty bad there's nothing more to say done.

Paul Magne Haakonsen This being a movie by The Asylum, then all odds are stacked against the movie already. However, and this did come as a surprise to me, then "13/13/13" was actually one of the better produced movies to make it out of the clutches of the guys at The Asylum.That being said, don't get me wrong, I am not saying that this movie is great, actually far from it. The storyline is adequate, but it was weighed down by some questionable acting and even more dubious dialogue.The story is about leap years having added time to the calendar as we know it, and one this unique day dated 13/13/13 the world comes crashing down, leaving a small group of people fighting for their sanity as the world crumbles into insanity around them.I will say that the storyline had potential, but it was just shot down by a heap of irrelevant sidetracking and really annoying characters and bad performances. There were certain aspects to the story that had potential, and could have acquired so much more had director James Cullen Bressack opted to put more focus on these.The outbreak of violence and erratic behavior was interesting, but it never really amassed into something spectacular. And throughout most of the movie there wasn't an overwhelming sensation of this being a major issue and a world-threatening outbreak of whatever phenomena it was supposed to be.The characters in the movie were rather two-dimensional and wooden, never really getting to shine on the screen, and as such, then we end up with a bunch of characters that the audience don't really care for or come to have any kind of bonding with in any regards.Production-wise, then "13/13/13" was actually quite good, and this was definitely a step in the right director for The Asylum, but there is still a long way to go yet.This movie came and went without leaving a lasting impression, and I seriously doubt that it will make a return for a second viewing. The movie just didn't have enough to offer to sustain a second watching.Don't get lured in by the interesting poster / DVD cover, which I did, because it is utterly misleading and promises something that has nothing to do with the movie at all."13/13/13" gets a mere 3 out of 10 rating from me, given the production value and certain aspects which had potential.

kmakenas Written and directed by James Cullen Bressack who brought us "Hate Crime," "To Jennifer," and "My Pure Joy." Knowing and enjoying James' style, I anticipated a lot of insane moments and he didn't let me down."For millennia, calendars have added an extra day every four years. In doing so, they have violated the ancient Mayan calendar. Now, we are in the 13th month of the 13th year of the new millennium, and the few who survive will battle a world of demons." The demons basically have infected almost everyone and turned them into crazies. The infected are insane killing machines, but they're alive and not zombies.The sky was the limit for James to go ballistic and he sure did. Horror movies like this are typically slash em up, but James added some fun characters to make the movie even more enjoyable and you may even snicker during some disturbing scenes.It begins with us meeting the guys on a camping trip. When Jack (Trae Ireland) returns from the trip everything appears normal…..sort of. His twelve year old daughter Kendra (Tiffany Martinez) smashes a spider in her hands and eats it. His wife Marcy (Calico Cooper) is compulsively scratching all the skin off her arm. Jack takes her the hospital and experiences the doctors acting all hard ass dropping F bombs left and right on him. Meanwhile back home, his daughter is in a heated and distressing argument with Jack's friend Trevor (Bill Voorhees). Spoiler, Kendra wins.It's pretty whacky and disturbing in many ways and I have to admit funny at points. Simple things, for example, Quentin (Jody Barton) and Joe (J. Scott) are sitting on the couch drinking beer and you can hear crunching of Trevor's head being smashed on the concrete outside by Kendra, all while Quentin and Joe zone out watching TV. In one scene Quentin stabs Joe and they laugh as if they smoked a pound of marijuana, and then laugh even harder when they smear his blood on the wall. Quentin and Joe definitely are the Beavis and Butthead of psycho killers.Jack and Candace (Erin Coker) are the only sane people and meet in the hospital while the world around them is full of crazies. They team up to escape the hospital and get to Jack's house to save his daughter. Yeah, the daughter who eats spiders and smashed a guy's head on the concrete.The film maintains the insanity throughout as Jack and Candace struggle to make it to 13/14/13. What would be more dangerous than "13/13/13"? James Cullen Bressack and Jared Cohn teaming up to write "14/14/14" On the DVD be sure to check out the bonus features which includes a "Making Of" and "Gag Reel."